The longest sentence I found on the net.

We are going to be gifted with a healthcare plan which we are forced to purchase, and fined if we don't; which purportedly covers at least 10 million more people without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents to monitor the program; written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it; passed by a Congress that didn't read it; but exempted themselves from it; and signed by a president who smokes; with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes; for which we will be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect; by a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare; all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese; and financed by a country that's broke.